Friday, February 19, 2010

Star Wars Review #1.1: Heir to the Empire-The First 200 Pages.

When Heir to the Empire was published in 1991, it changed Star Wars forever. These are bold words, but as an avid fan- scratch that- as an insanely-obsessed-holy-crap-what-have-I-done-with-most-of-my-life fan, I feel like I can make that statement with confidence.

It wasn't the first Star Wars book published. In 1978, "Splinter of the Mind's Eye" by Alan Dean Foster was published as a sequel to A New Hope. Essentially from the time the first movie was published until today, comic books and the Star Wars Role Playing Game have been filling in gaps between the movies and the characters, and expanded the story significantly.

No, "Heir to the Empire" was a dramatic change in the way Star Wars was written, and it's success heralded the start of 20 years of Star Wars publications. Novels and Comics written prior to 1991 were largely fluff. The Marvel Comics read like 60's superhero panels. Cheesy lines, boring artwork, and a general lack of interesting stories made these early comics pretty inconsequential. Sure, they were fun, but what was the point? Neither those, nor the books (Adventures of Han Solo, and Lando Calrissian Adventures) anything more than basic, and rather unsatisfying, back-story for some very important characters.

None of these works capture the true feeling of Star Wars. None of them achieve the epic feel of the original movies, there is no Galactic consequence to any of them, and if there is, it is an unsatisfying result. It's like watching your favorite show on Youtube; the essence is lost in the grainy, low-quality version your viewing.

Heir to the Empire, and the two books that followed it, achieve that feeling. There is the right combination of suspense, action, and inter-galactic conflict to get your heart pumping, all the while it's filling in back story in a way that no other novel had done previously. Constantly it's bringing up information that is familiar to the movie-goers, but without breaking the flow of the story.

For instance, the inclusion of Coruscant, the Capital of the Old Republic, and known as "Imperial Center" under the Empire. There is no mention of this planet in the Original Trilogy, but Timothy Zahn's name stuck, and it officially became canon in the Star Wars Universe.

The Clone Wars. "Years ago, you served my father in the Clone Wars" Leia says in her important message to Obi-Wan Kenobi in A New Hope, and that's all we get about this pivotal event in Galactic history. Here in the first 200 pages, we already start to get some development on this huge part of history. Zahn talks about the "Outbound Flight Project," an expedition intended to enter a nearby galaxy, which carried several Jedi Masters, and was destroyed by Thrawn before the Clone Wars broke out. We also see the "Spaati Cloning Cylinders" which were obviously used during the wars, and saved by the Emperor in his Storehouse in Mount Tantiss on Wayland. It also fills in a little on the Imperial Senate, the characters of Mon Mothma and Admiral Ackbar, Borsk Fey'la and his Bothan Spies. Also in the first 200 pages, it covers Dagobah, and raises questions about the Dark Cave and what happened there to create that Nexus of the Dark Side.

But, these are just details for the Science Fiction Junkies, those people who feed off facts about minor characters, and love to assembly chronologies in their mind. One of my favorite parts about Frank Herbert's "Dune" is his appendix at the end of the novel that fills in a lot of history for you, and Asimov's "Foundation" spans thousands of years, essentially a nerd's wet-dream.

What's more important is the story. In the first chapter of the book, we're introduced to one of the greatest villains in Star Wars, and by far the most interesting. Grand Admiral Thrawn, a blue skinned, Red-Eyed being known as a "Chiss." In an Empire that valued humans above all else, Thrawn's ascension to Grand Admiral speaks to his brilliance, and Zahn shows his talents in his frequent dismemberment of Rebel Forces. Thrawn is cold, calculating, and while not as menacing as Vader, there is an enthralling nature to his character. He studies a species art to better understand how to defeat them. Rather than bombard a planet into submission, he will search out information like pieces of a puzzle that will come together in a plan that comes together masterfully. His Noghri assassins, silent menacing creatures that are as fast as Jedi, and as strong as a Wookie (That's gundark arm-removing strong). Then there is the dutiful Captain Pellaeon, essentially our mental representative in the story. He has just as little idea about what Thrawn is thinking as we do, and because of his rank, can ask the questions that would get our non-officer heads removed. When he does understand, Zahn tactfully has him spell it out in a way that even the most oblivious fans would understand. Lastly, there is Joruus C'Baoth, the Jedi Master. We know he is a clone of the late Jedi Master, and his eccentricities could belong to the mental deficiencies that go along with Spaati Cylinder clones, but there is something truely unnerving about his Palpatine-esque thirst for power, as well as his chilling attitude toward death. His nonchalance as he tells Thrawn and Pellaeon that the crypt he's lead them to on Wayland is filled with other "Offworld Visitors," sends chills down your spine, and his obvious derangement makes his pursuit of Luke and Leia, and her unborn twins, even more frightening.

That leads us to our final component that makes this book trilogy so successful, and it's the continuity between movie and books between the characters. Though 5 years have passed, the characters feel very familiar; the big differences are a few changes in roles, and even the characters feel a little uncomfortable. Han and Leia often remark on how the battle between politicians can be more vicious, and far more unnerving, than even the key moments of the Rebellion were. Luke struggles with his role as the last Jedi, and now that the New Republic has control over Coruscant, he needs to decide how he will act from here on out, and also helps explain how eagerly he searches for C'baoth, without considering the consequences. Chewbacca, Threepio and Artoo are all back, and all as static as ever. It's essential though that these peripheral characters remain familiar, especially as new characters are introduced all around.

Most important though, at least for me, are the constant grounding in the films. Though taking place five years later, and written 8 after the last movie, it was important to create a tie to essentially the most important aspect of Star Wars, the films. In future books, authors would have more to rely on, and would reference previous authors, Zahn included. Zahn however has only the movies to go by, and it flows perfectly. "It's not my fault," makes an appearance, and a smile is shared between Han and Leia after Han suavely remarks, "I didn't have time to consult a commitee." Lando is a part of another mining investment, and it's even more dangerous and outlandish than Bespin's Cloud City. Luke's near constant contemplation of his training and the intentions of Obi-Wan and Yoda also bring us full circle to his training as he contemplates how to move forward as a Jedi.

In just the first 200 pages, there is building suspense as conflict grows throughout the galaxy, as well as within the New Republic's ranks. What are Thrawn's master plans with the Shipyards of Sluis Van, and how will all the components we are seeing come together? What about the Spaati Cloning Cylinders and the Cloaking Device? What will happen to Luke when he finally meets up with C'baoth? What is the significance of Mara Jade and her hatred for Luke Skywalker? So many questions raised, and as you speed through each chapter, every one of them becomes more pressing as the story progresses.

200 pages to go, and then final thoughts on Heir to the Empire, first of the many reviews to come. I have nearly $1000 in Star Wars books and comics, so, I will be working on this for a while.

MTFBWY
-DK

My Blogging Objective

I like reading books. They're amazing portals into worlds you wouldn't otherwise be able to experience. Unlike Television, which only offers the ability to watch people, a book literally absorbs you into it, immersing yourself into a story, and hopefully, engaging you more than any television show can.

Unfortunately, not everyone likes reading books, and if they do, they may not like the same books as you. This is a problem I run into a lot, because I enjoy some of the junkiest types of books: Star Wars Novels.

It's not all junk: A Prayer for Owen Meany, Alexandre Dumas, and short stories are always fun. But, when you look at my book shelves, they all fall into one genre. His Dark Materials, Lord of the Rings, Dune, Ender's Game, Harry Potter and Dark Tower. I am a science fiction fan, but there is something worse, I am a Star Wars Junky.

I've spent hundred of dollars on these books, I've read some of the worst books ever written, but I need them. Every new book that comes out, it's gut-wrenching to try and wait for the paperbacks to come out, and there's no way I'll miss a hardcover if it's part of one of their new multi-book series...

Anyways. There is a large Star Wars Community, but unfortunately, the book community is very small. Even those who have read a lot of the books, tend to stick to their niche: Younger readers stick with the Clone Wars era, older readers with the Bantam EU, and only the most Dedicated actually finished the New Jedi Order, and have read Legacy of the Force and Fate of the Jedi.

No one really advertises their obsession. When people ask my favorite books, I mention those sci-fi books from above, and miraculously, none of my Star Wars disease is mentioned. I'm not ashamed, I just don't think people would understand. Or, maybe they will understand, and they won't talk to me again.

So, here's where the blog comes in. This year, I'm going to reread every piece of Star Wars literature I own. All 60+ books, all my trade paperbacks(aka, big comic books), all my stand-alone comics. In all, it will take me nearly the entire year to read. And rather than suffer it on my own, I'm writing this blog, so I can at least pretend that some Star Wars fan is reading them out there.

First up: Heir to the Empire, by Timothy Zahn.

May the Force be with you!
-DK

Sunday, February 7, 2010

My Tick-Tock Adventure

This was too big to post in a Facebook message, so here we are! I hope everyone enjoys it!


Introduction: My name is Derek King, and 9 days ago, my girlfriend and I broke up. It's been rough, but thanks to my friends here at St. Lawrence, and my friends from home, I've felt pretty good. I'd like to thank you all for being a part of making the past 9 days so much easier than they could have been.


Alright, so, here's my story for tonight. Earlier this week, I had heard about how the local bar/nightclub was having a charity event to raise money for Haiti. I have never been to the "Tick-Tock," and everything I had heard about it just made me happier and happier that I hadn't.

Well, that was before I found myself alone in my single for hours on end, playing bejeweled at a level that Ryan Crowley alone achieves (home inside joke, sorry SLUers!). It's been miserable. So, I decided to shake things up, and when I heard one of my friends say that they would be going to the Tick-Tock, I told them I would like to join them.



This is a big deal. The Tick-Tock is essentially "The Club" here in Canton, NY, and essentially it's a restruant/bar, that opens up it's back room on Thursday-Saturday nights at Midnight, so the local kids/students can have some fun. If you go to St. Lawrence, you have to venture to the Ticker at some point in your education, no matter what you hear about it. In my case, I had heard it was disgusting, especially the bathrooms, and that the only way to go, is to go belligerently drunk.



Well, I was going to the Tick-Tock, and I had no intention of getting shit-faced. When I told my friend Cameron Lownie about my plans he told me, "Your first time. Wow, if only there was some way to like... live blog this or something." I laughed, but it struck me that this could be quite fun; my phone is not internet-accessible, but it does text. I decided I would have a "Tick-Tock-Text-Blog" updating my friends on how the night went, and I would chronicle them in a facebook message later on.



Hence this. Friends from home: I did consume more alcohol than I have ever consumed before, so this is my disclaimer, I guess. I just wanted to share my story with you as well, because I'm an attention seeking whore.



On with the night...



This was me introducing my plan to everyone:


10:54PM Sat, February 6- Multiple recipients:

Dear friends, tonight I'm going to embark on a unique slu experien: my first trip to the tick-tock. upon hearing this, my good friend cam lownie

10:58PM '''''''

said 'if only there was a way for you to live blog this event.' i have figured out a compromise: tick-tock-text blog. Ill text updates to anyone who wants

10:59PM """""

and include everything in a facebook post tomorrow my texts and your responses.


Before I had even finished, I was receiving texts. Mike Cianca! In the rush of things, as well as my own miscoordination, I did not read your text, so I feel bad having left you out. Here were the initial responses…


10:54 PM”””””FR: James Racette:

Don’t do it Derek it is too much too soon

10:58pm “”””””” FR : Jeannine Condon

Me me me!!

10:58PM FR : James Racette

Haha java is sweet if the tic toc blows walk back here

10:59pm Fr: Tim Beaupre

Add me to the list!

10:59pm Fr: Emily Wescott

Hahaha ill be hereee!!

11:00pm Fr: Ryan Walsh

Derek. I will most likely be at the tick tock with you


The girls I would be going with called me and told me to come over and wait with them. While there, we talked for a bit, and one of them essentially force fed me booze. I had already drunk a pretty strong rum a coke, and this individual stood in front of me, and kept pouring me more and more. It was not that much, probably around 3.5-5 shots, at most.


11:38PM '''''''' TO: ALL

I've just taken about 5 shots in the last 15 minutes. From what everyone says, this will make tick-tock bearable.


I also tried to send this message:

11:18pm To ALL

The two girls im going with, both are wearing stockings, and one is wearing a blue sequined dress, grace potter style. I feel underdressed.


They were ready to go, and at that point, before the alcohol, I was thoroughly unenthusiastic.

We left shortly after, and on the way, things began to distort themselves. It didn’t feel much different than being pretty tired. Just it affected my motor skills more than my mind. Still is a little bit now, but that may be more of the tired. Also, there was a little argument between my friends who were bringing me along


11:47PM """"" TO: ALL

Mission tik-tock starting bad. my escotes began fighting. The ground is less stable. Its cold. I'm glad I'm not wearing a dress and tights right now.

11:48pm FR: _________

Are you with ____ and ____?

11:50PM """""TO: ______

Bah, ______. Its confidentiality right now. But yes. I feel bad. They're a little drunk. I'm a little drunk. Or at least more drunk then ever


They made up and I was really glad. I knew both of them really need each other, and it was kind of a stupid argument (just saying!), but I feel like it was exacerbated by the cold, the walk, and the alcohol. They got to the “club” alright though, and quickly seemed to forget their troubles.


12:02AM Sun, Feb 7 TO: ALL

I'm in, the alchol has completely kicked in. It also helps wit hteh disorientation im feeling. So far not bad. Also not full. We got here 1155, $3 go 2 haiti

12:04am FR: Cam Lownie

Singlehandedly, you are dtunkenly saving Haiti. Kudos. Java’s fuckin sweet thnugh


The Ticker wasn’t as bad as everyone said, at least not at the beginning. It was a little sketch, the whole converted restaurant thing, but overall, it wasn’t as grungy as everyone said. I didn’t use the bathroom however, and that converted kitchen did have “abandoned factory where people get murdered in films” feel to it.


12:10AM """"""""To: ALL

Observation one: Lowering of inhibitions is def true. Just saw two girls pressed against the wall...by other girls. I'm surprisingly having fun.

12:11am Fr: ________

You’d hjve more fun if YOU JOINED THEM!!

12:12am Fr: ________

GET IN ON THAT!


Oddly enough, I was having so much fun dancing by myself, that I really didn’t care whether or not I was not currently being raped against the wall by the women of tic-tock. I had always thought alcohol was stupid, that I was a very happy person without it. I still believe it, but I never thought that it would make me happy enough to enjoy the place I was.


Saw someone who I hadn’t seen all semester. For all the jokes I make about her “mating” practices, it is sort of ironic that the first time I would see her is at the Ticker.


12:29AM """"""" To All

I had my first dance, with _______. Go figure id finally catch up her at the tik-tock! As soon as this buzz is gone, im gone. but right now, this is fun

12:29am Fr: Ryan Walsh

Hahahahahahaha no way


After a while, I began to realize why everyone said you needed to be drunk to enjoy the place.


12:42AM """"""To: ALL

Ok, claustrophobia sitting in. Woah, without alchohal this would blow

12:46 am Fr: Cam Lownie

Luckily, you had 5 shots in 15 minutes


True dat, Cam Lownie, true dat.


Finally, it was a bit too much for me. The discomfort was really settling in.


12:47AM """"To All

Thhis is less dancing than jostling. I was once the donut hole of a man circle. I felt uncomfortable

I was leaving, but went back in to the dance floor to find at least one of the girls I had come with. I knew they could fend for themselves, but I wanted to let them know I was heading out. I found one, but I had already sent this text.


1:13AM """" To friend who invited me.

I'm leaving. Less drunk, more claustrophobic Have a great night!


I wrote this as I was leaving the Ticker, on my way back to SLU:


1:14AM """""To ALL

Final Observations: tik-tock is very fun early on when youre still buzzed, and can find friends. Later on, when youre more cognizant, it blows, and people smel

1:15AM"""""To All

I did get a few dances, but that wasn't what I was after: just a distraction. Surprised how many other cas were there. Surprised at home many people i knew

1:16AM"""""To All

Overall, very fun for the first hour. Leaving now before its not so fun. Java here I come.


And, Cam, being very civil:


1:15 am Fr:Cam Lownie

You probably smell too, you unbathed yeti.

1:24am""""To Cam

I showrred thank you. Ahole.


Finally, as I reached SLU, I wanted to extend a final thanks to the ladies I went with tonight. I felt that if they needed it, seeing how they were dressed, they should call me to pick them up. I was feeling pretty sober walking in the cold. Now that I’m back, I’m glad they didn’t call, for their own safety as well as mine. It didn’t really come out as much of a thank you though.


1:29am"""""""To the incredible ladies who invited me with them

Be careful walking back. If its too cold to walk, lemme know. Neither of you are dressed well, and im sobering up quick.


So, I came back, went to Java, listened to music for a while, and here I am, writing this all down. My first Tick-tock-body-rock, and serious buzz-fest. It was actually pretty fun. But, here I am, at 3:22 AM. It’s time for bed. I want to thank you all for this opportunity to share, and feel free to comment on this.


Final Final thoughts: Tick-Tock gets a bad rep. It’s really exciting to see people you know, whether their colleagues, friends, or (ugh, too many of this one) residents. It did help a lot being influenced by alcohol, but again, that’s only an assister to the mindset necessary for that place. An open mind, and wanting to have fun is more important, because if you have any reservations, the pushing, elbowing, and near constant dry-humping from all-angles will drive you nuts.


I still think that Java is the place for me though. More room to spread out, and a lot easier to get out of. If a fire started in Tick-Tock, everyone would be fucked. And, there were too many times when I’d open my eyes, realize I was surrounded by dudes, and have to push my way out. I may not be looking for any action right now, but I also know what kind of action I would want, and it doesn’t involve circling the wagons.


Anyways, thank you all for participating in my little experience. You all have been exceptionally helpful in making the past week bearable, and being able to write this has helped me even more.